1 00:00:03,492 --> 00:00:07,454 Ray is missing and I'm going to need help in finding him. 2 00:00:09,998 --> 00:00:12,292 Magnum, what are you doing with Mr. Masters' binoculars? 3 00:00:12,501 --> 00:00:14,336 Do you deal with Hall of Records a lot? 4 00:00:15,587 --> 00:00:16,672 Next! 5 00:00:16,839 --> 00:00:19,299 Get off the case, Magnum. You're getting in our way. 6 00:00:22,803 --> 00:00:23,971 Ray Jones! 7 00:00:26,543 --> 00:00:28,420 No. Wait a minute. I know her. 8 00:00:28,487 --> 00:00:30,018 - I know. She's your sister. - No! 9 00:02:39,022 --> 00:02:40,899 Ray? 10 00:02:42,192 --> 00:02:43,443 Ray? 11 00:02:45,737 --> 00:02:48,782 Ray, I knew you'd come back. Ray. Ray, come on. 12 00:02:48,907 --> 00:02:51,118 Come on, sweetie. Where are... 13 00:02:53,579 --> 00:02:56,206 Who are you? What do you want? 14 00:02:56,331 --> 00:02:57,833 Where's Ray Jones? 15 00:03:03,380 --> 00:03:04,715 Get her. 16 00:03:22,691 --> 00:03:24,359 Let's get out of here. 17 00:03:35,329 --> 00:03:37,039 Here in paradise, 18 00:03:37,122 --> 00:03:40,083 there are at least three different ways of looking at time. 19 00:03:40,250 --> 00:03:42,669 There's the traditional mainland kind of time. 20 00:03:42,794 --> 00:03:46,632 People say, "Let's meet at 8:00." And that's more or less what they mean. 21 00:03:46,757 --> 00:03:50,469 Then there's Hawaiian time, which is a lot more flexible. 22 00:03:50,594 --> 00:03:54,431 8:00 may mean 7:00 or 9:00 or not at all, 23 00:03:54,514 --> 00:03:57,267 depending on an infinite variety of factors. 24 00:03:57,392 --> 00:04:01,104 However, even in paradise there's also a time frame 25 00:04:01,229 --> 00:04:05,567 which seems to operate on a mysterious circadian rhythm all its own. 26 00:04:05,651 --> 00:04:07,319 Bureaucratic time. 27 00:04:07,402 --> 00:04:11,573 Roughly, that translates into, "Stand in line until we're ready for you. 28 00:04:11,657 --> 00:04:13,784 Then do it our way or not at all." 29 00:04:13,867 --> 00:04:17,704 Mr. Matsuda, I have the basic title information that you'll need. 30 00:04:17,829 --> 00:04:21,708 But I think you're going to need to have a new land survey taken. 31 00:04:21,917 --> 00:04:25,295 This early method of determining property lines by natural landmarks 32 00:04:25,420 --> 00:04:28,006 was ruled invalid in 1937. 33 00:04:28,173 --> 00:04:32,636 And this is strictly R-1 zoning. Residential and agricultural use only. 34 00:04:33,178 --> 00:04:34,680 It says so on the title? 35 00:04:34,805 --> 00:04:36,640 Oh, no, but if you'll recall, 36 00:04:36,723 --> 00:04:41,353 the Hanaui community outlawed commercial zoning in 1954. 37 00:04:42,187 --> 00:04:44,690 But I'm sure you must be planning to farm the land, right? 38 00:04:44,773 --> 00:04:49,277 Because with an annual crop yield of 22% above the state average, 39 00:04:49,361 --> 00:04:51,154 now I ask you, what else would you do with it? 40 00:04:51,655 --> 00:04:52,864 Yes. 41 00:04:52,989 --> 00:04:57,953 It's due to the unique soil compound and the near perfect sun-rain ratio. 42 00:04:58,704 --> 00:05:00,080 I'm sorry. 43 00:05:00,372 --> 00:05:03,583 You know all of this or you wouldn't be buying the land. 44 00:05:04,209 --> 00:05:06,795 I thought it would be a nice place for a restaurant. 45 00:05:07,212 --> 00:05:08,964 Good day. 46 00:05:10,882 --> 00:05:14,136 Hey, that's incredible. I mean, did you grow up in Hanaui or something? 47 00:05:15,011 --> 00:05:17,180 Anyone who's ever spent the day there 48 00:05:17,305 --> 00:05:20,100 knows a few vital statistics about the area. 49 00:05:20,475 --> 00:05:21,893 Mr. Magnum. 50 00:05:21,977 --> 00:05:24,062 Ms. Jones, I was wondering 51 00:05:24,146 --> 00:05:27,315 if anybody had been able to get me the file on Nigel Hucksby. 52 00:05:27,441 --> 00:05:29,818 Oh, yes. It's right here. 53 00:05:31,153 --> 00:05:33,029 Mr. Magnum, 54 00:05:33,780 --> 00:05:36,742 I was wondering if I might speak to you privately. 55 00:05:37,826 --> 00:05:39,745 - Ms. Jones? - What? 56 00:05:39,870 --> 00:05:41,163 Oh, I'm sorry. 57 00:05:41,246 --> 00:05:43,874 I've forgotten how to get into the classified file. 58 00:05:43,957 --> 00:05:48,754 Karen, please. I have explained this process to you twice. 59 00:05:48,837 --> 00:05:51,339 Would you please try to remember? 60 00:05:51,465 --> 00:05:52,674 First, you... 61 00:05:52,799 --> 00:05:54,801 If you could just give me the Hucksby file. 62 00:05:55,010 --> 00:05:57,220 Mr. Magnum, just one moment. I'm busy. 63 00:05:57,304 --> 00:05:59,806 Well, so am I. I'm trying to save a little girl's life. 64 00:06:00,932 --> 00:06:01,850 No! 65 00:06:01,975 --> 00:06:03,268 Ms. Jones. 66 00:06:03,351 --> 00:06:05,937 Ray! Ray, is it really you? 67 00:06:06,062 --> 00:06:07,314 Of course it's really him. 68 00:06:07,481 --> 00:06:10,025 - Do you mind? - Sorry. 69 00:06:10,192 --> 00:06:14,112 Ray, where are you? I have been worried half to death. 70 00:06:14,404 --> 00:06:16,198 Well, of course I remember what you said. 71 00:06:16,293 --> 00:06:18,010 But you always say that when you leave. 72 00:06:18,103 --> 00:06:19,159 I know you don't mean it. 73 00:06:19,367 --> 00:06:21,953 I'm sorry if I interrupted at a bad time. 74 00:06:22,013 --> 00:06:25,433 No, no. That's okay. Are you new here? 75 00:06:25,707 --> 00:06:28,335 Yes, it's my first day. I just transferred from DMV. 76 00:06:28,460 --> 00:06:30,879 - I'm Karen Summers. - Thomas Magnum. Hi. 77 00:06:30,962 --> 00:06:32,255 Hi. 78 00:06:32,506 --> 00:06:34,049 Do you deal with Hall of Records a lot? 79 00:06:35,258 --> 00:06:36,593 From time to time. 80 00:06:36,718 --> 00:06:37,594 Good. 81 00:06:37,795 --> 00:06:39,721 Ray, I don't understand what you're saying. 82 00:06:39,846 --> 00:06:42,057 You are saying never 83 00:06:42,265 --> 00:06:45,977 means not ever. 84 00:06:46,228 --> 00:06:47,729 I love you, Ray. 85 00:06:48,271 --> 00:06:50,857 Don't do this to me, Ray. Don't... 86 00:06:55,278 --> 00:06:57,072 That was a personal conversation. 87 00:06:57,155 --> 00:06:58,615 We didn't mean to eavesdrop. 88 00:06:58,740 --> 00:07:00,909 If you'd just give me that file, I'd... 89 00:07:01,368 --> 00:07:05,205 You fill out one of these pink Y473s and you take this to security. 90 00:07:05,288 --> 00:07:06,540 It's the same guy! 91 00:07:06,957 --> 00:07:09,584 Ms. Jones, thank you. You may have just helped me find a kidnapper. 92 00:07:09,668 --> 00:07:12,045 Mr. Magnum, please, I... 93 00:07:12,254 --> 00:07:16,258 Oh, about Ray, as usual, everything will be okay. 94 00:07:16,341 --> 00:07:17,300 Bye. 95 00:07:17,509 --> 00:07:18,677 Bye. 96 00:07:22,472 --> 00:07:23,598 Next! 97 00:07:37,445 --> 00:07:40,657 Goal by Nigel Hucksby III from Maui. 98 00:07:40,907 --> 00:07:44,452 Final score, Maui: 4, Prince of Wales: 3. 99 00:07:44,536 --> 00:07:48,415 There will be an hour's break before the next match between Fort Shafter... 100 00:08:09,190 --> 00:08:11,897 We took it to the final gun, Cornwallis. 101 00:08:11,980 --> 00:08:14,065 We've no reason to feel ashamed. 102 00:08:14,941 --> 00:08:17,110 They played the white team. We played the white team. 103 00:08:17,193 --> 00:08:18,862 Those were nice passes. 104 00:08:56,232 --> 00:08:57,525 Magnum? 105 00:08:58,652 --> 00:08:59,778 Higgins. 106 00:08:59,903 --> 00:09:01,613 What are you doing with Mr. Masters' binoculars? 107 00:09:01,696 --> 00:09:03,615 They're not Robin's, they're T.C.'s. 108 00:09:03,698 --> 00:09:06,201 And do you mind? I'm staking out little Allison's kidnapper. 109 00:09:06,284 --> 00:09:07,994 You know who... 110 00:09:19,005 --> 00:09:21,466 You know who the kidnapper is? 111 00:09:29,224 --> 00:09:31,101 Now see what you've done? 112 00:09:31,184 --> 00:09:35,563 That's not little Allison's kidnapper. That's Nigel Hucksby III. 113 00:10:08,930 --> 00:10:11,725 Now where is she, Nigel? What have you done with little Allison? 114 00:10:12,225 --> 00:10:13,852 Little Allison? 115 00:10:14,853 --> 00:10:17,397 She is mature for her age. 116 00:10:26,698 --> 00:10:30,160 I wish Robin had told me that it was little Allison 117 00:10:30,243 --> 00:10:33,246 who kidnapped Nigel and not the other way around. 118 00:10:37,208 --> 00:10:40,819 Thanks so much for rescuing little Allison, Mr. Magnum. 119 00:10:40,920 --> 00:10:42,047 Don't mention it. 120 00:10:42,130 --> 00:10:47,218 And, Jonathan, please tell Robin how grateful I am for everything. 121 00:10:47,302 --> 00:10:48,803 Of course, Mrs. Thurston. 122 00:10:48,970 --> 00:10:50,472 Let's go, Allison. 123 00:10:50,597 --> 00:10:53,850 Oh, Thomas has said that I can live here with him. 124 00:10:54,100 --> 00:10:56,603 What? No... 125 00:10:56,728 --> 00:10:59,314 No, I never said anything like that, Allison. 126 00:10:59,439 --> 00:11:01,608 Little Allison shouldn't be telling her mother stories. 127 00:11:01,691 --> 00:11:05,278 Magnum, really. You shouldn't say things a child can misinterpret. 128 00:11:05,487 --> 00:11:07,906 And Jonathan has offered to take me to Europe. 129 00:11:09,741 --> 00:11:11,367 Jonathan? 130 00:11:11,618 --> 00:11:13,286 I never said... 131 00:11:13,745 --> 00:11:15,205 Now, Allison. 132 00:11:15,330 --> 00:11:16,539 Bye-bye, boys. 133 00:11:20,168 --> 00:11:24,089 The next time Robin calls about a little girl lost, 134 00:11:24,339 --> 00:11:26,424 I want current photographs. 135 00:11:26,800 --> 00:11:28,343 Quite. 136 00:11:29,636 --> 00:11:31,179 Oh, I almost forgot. 137 00:11:31,262 --> 00:11:32,847 T.C.'s been calling the main house. 138 00:11:32,972 --> 00:11:35,350 He insists that you return his binoculars today. 139 00:11:35,471 --> 00:11:36,893 Binoculars? 140 00:11:37,310 --> 00:11:42,023 Oh, I'm in no condition now to do anything but sleep. 141 00:11:42,107 --> 00:11:45,068 If he calls again, tell him I'm recuperating. 142 00:12:12,971 --> 00:12:17,058 There are exceptional situations, I suppose, where that can be debated. 143 00:12:17,267 --> 00:12:18,601 Perhaps even refuted. 144 00:12:19,269 --> 00:12:22,105 I understand that Thomas Magnum lives here. 145 00:12:22,313 --> 00:12:25,650 I'm afraid he's in no condition to receive visitors. 146 00:12:25,984 --> 00:12:27,277 Please... 147 00:12:27,485 --> 00:12:30,155 Just tell him Madeline Jones wouldn't be here 148 00:12:30,280 --> 00:12:32,991 if it wasn't a matter of life and death. 149 00:12:39,372 --> 00:12:41,666 Do you think he'll be much longer? 150 00:12:41,916 --> 00:12:44,627 I'm quite certain he'll be here any minute. 151 00:12:50,967 --> 00:12:55,847 It's just that I need to talk to him as soon as possible. 152 00:13:05,064 --> 00:13:07,483 Isn't that the Raskilonovich Maneuver? 153 00:13:07,567 --> 00:13:08,776 What? 154 00:13:09,986 --> 00:13:11,905 The Raskilonovich Maneuver, 155 00:13:11,988 --> 00:13:14,490 named after the Russian grandmaster of the 20s. 156 00:13:14,699 --> 00:13:16,701 Isn't that what you just did? 157 00:13:16,910 --> 00:13:19,037 Yeah, I guess so. 158 00:13:19,787 --> 00:13:23,458 I saw a diagram of it once in a book in my dentist's office. 159 00:13:24,083 --> 00:13:25,793 The Raskilonovich Maneuver 160 00:13:25,877 --> 00:13:28,213 is one of the most complicated chess moves ever developed 161 00:13:28,421 --> 00:13:32,133 and you picked it up by just leafing through a book in your dentist's office? 162 00:13:33,718 --> 00:13:35,386 - Higgins. - Mr. Magnum. 163 00:13:35,470 --> 00:13:36,721 Magnum, wait. 164 00:13:36,804 --> 00:13:38,139 Higgins. 165 00:13:38,264 --> 00:13:39,557 Just a moment, Magnum. 166 00:13:39,641 --> 00:13:40,934 Would you consider showing me that again? 167 00:13:41,142 --> 00:13:42,644 You tricked me! 168 00:13:42,727 --> 00:13:45,146 Magnum, please. This is the opportunity of a lifetime. 169 00:13:45,271 --> 00:13:48,816 You gave me a phony name just to get me over here. 170 00:13:48,900 --> 00:13:50,777 Your name isn't Madeline Jones? 171 00:13:51,861 --> 00:13:55,156 Well, my friends call me Maddie, if that's what you mean. 172 00:13:55,365 --> 00:13:57,408 That's not what I mean and you know it. 173 00:13:57,492 --> 00:13:59,702 You're not Madeline Jones. You're not Maddie Jones. 174 00:13:59,786 --> 00:14:01,162 You're Ms. Jones. 175 00:14:02,914 --> 00:14:04,415 That's what they call me at the office. 176 00:14:04,624 --> 00:14:06,042 Where, Higgins, 177 00:14:06,209 --> 00:14:08,795 where she keeps people standing in line for hours, 178 00:14:08,870 --> 00:14:10,413 takes personal phone calls, 179 00:14:10,630 --> 00:14:12,548 while these same people are waiting for information. 180 00:14:12,590 --> 00:14:15,301 And then, Higgins, then she yells 181 00:14:15,426 --> 00:14:18,054 at these same people for trying to be friendly and polite. 182 00:14:18,196 --> 00:14:19,780 - Those people being you. - Yes. 183 00:14:19,931 --> 00:14:21,015 Be that as it may, 184 00:14:21,083 --> 00:14:23,168 she has reason to believe that her husband's life is in danger. 185 00:14:23,268 --> 00:14:25,603 She is in need of help, and beyond all that, 186 00:14:25,704 --> 00:14:27,248 she knows the Raskilonovich Maneuver. 187 00:14:27,355 --> 00:14:29,232 - I think you should listen to her. - The what? 188 00:14:29,482 --> 00:14:32,819 Mr. Magnum, Ray is missing. 189 00:14:33,204 --> 00:14:34,648 Ray? Missing? 190 00:14:34,731 --> 00:14:36,483 You just talked to him this morning. 191 00:14:36,614 --> 00:14:39,951 Well, that was the first time I had heard from him in two weeks. 192 00:14:40,535 --> 00:14:41,786 We... 193 00:14:42,370 --> 00:14:46,291 Yeah, but still. I mean, if he called you, that means he's all right. 194 00:14:46,374 --> 00:14:49,002 No, because, see, the only reason he called me 195 00:14:49,085 --> 00:14:50,878 was to tell me to stop looking for him. 196 00:14:50,962 --> 00:14:54,007 I think he was afraid that I was going to get hurt. 197 00:14:54,090 --> 00:14:59,095 Yesterday, these two men broke into our house and they turned it upside down. 198 00:14:59,220 --> 00:15:01,931 Now, I know he's in some kind of trouble. 199 00:15:02,223 --> 00:15:04,517 And I'm going to need help in finding him. 200 00:15:05,852 --> 00:15:07,145 But... 201 00:15:08,187 --> 00:15:09,439 But... 202 00:15:12,608 --> 00:15:14,319 Why me? 203 00:15:15,278 --> 00:15:17,780 I mean, there must be other private investigators 204 00:15:17,905 --> 00:15:19,574 who come to you for information. 205 00:15:19,699 --> 00:15:21,284 Why don't you call one of them? 206 00:15:21,492 --> 00:15:23,661 You're the best of a bad lot. 207 00:15:24,454 --> 00:15:26,456 And if you don't help me... 208 00:15:26,748 --> 00:15:29,208 I don't know what I'll do. 209 00:15:32,879 --> 00:15:34,297 Magnum. 210 00:15:45,141 --> 00:15:47,477 Where did you last see him? 211 00:15:51,856 --> 00:15:54,359 Ray usually doesn't leave very much behind when he goes. 212 00:15:54,442 --> 00:15:56,778 You make it sound like it happens on a regular basis. 213 00:15:57,362 --> 00:15:58,738 After our first divorce, 214 00:15:58,821 --> 00:16:01,532 Ray and I agreed on a non-binding marital renewal agreement. 215 00:16:01,657 --> 00:16:03,910 Non-binding? What... Never mind. 216 00:16:04,118 --> 00:16:06,704 It's actually a very liberated concept. 217 00:16:06,788 --> 00:16:10,666 My relationship with Ray is unencumbered by barbaric rituals 218 00:16:10,750 --> 00:16:14,295 and ceremonies designed to keep one of the partners enslaved. 219 00:16:15,463 --> 00:16:17,298 Our first wedding. 220 00:16:18,758 --> 00:16:21,427 "Planned Application Mechanisms 221 00:16:21,636 --> 00:16:25,390 "and Their Utilization in Resolving Goal Conflicts in Infinite Loops"? 222 00:16:25,473 --> 00:16:26,849 Artificial intelligence. 223 00:16:26,933 --> 00:16:28,893 It was... Well, it is Ray's passion. 224 00:16:28,976 --> 00:16:30,937 Programming computers to think like humans. 225 00:16:31,020 --> 00:16:32,146 Basically. 226 00:16:32,271 --> 00:16:36,317 You see, Ray believes that AI, that's artificial intelligence, 227 00:16:36,526 --> 00:16:38,861 can be mankind's next great step forward. 228 00:16:38,945 --> 00:16:42,532 And I think that if anyone can make the breakthrough, my Ray can. 229 00:16:42,657 --> 00:16:44,242 This is what he does for a living. 230 00:16:44,575 --> 00:16:46,702 No. He's a computer programmer. 231 00:16:46,828 --> 00:16:48,579 But he spends all of his spare time on this. 232 00:16:48,663 --> 00:16:49,789 And someday... 233 00:16:49,872 --> 00:16:51,582 Does he have any friends or hobbies? 234 00:16:51,666 --> 00:16:53,042 Well, no friends really. 235 00:16:53,126 --> 00:16:57,171 Oh. Recently he developed an interest in firearms. 236 00:16:57,255 --> 00:16:58,896 He even purchased a hand gun. 237 00:16:58,965 --> 00:17:01,536 He said it relaxed him to go to the target range. 238 00:17:01,634 --> 00:17:03,970 Now, I can't just help but wonder if maybe 239 00:17:04,053 --> 00:17:05,513 he wasn't worried about his own safety. 240 00:17:05,596 --> 00:17:06,696 May I keep these? 241 00:17:06,772 --> 00:17:08,599 Yes. But don't lose them, please. 242 00:17:09,058 --> 00:17:10,852 Who did he write programs for? 243 00:17:11,060 --> 00:17:13,146 Uh, retail outlets. Big corporations. 244 00:17:13,229 --> 00:17:16,065 He has a small but prestigious clientele. 245 00:17:16,941 --> 00:17:19,444 Do you think that those guys who were looking for him 246 00:17:19,550 --> 00:17:21,320 were maybe unhappy customers? 247 00:17:21,529 --> 00:17:24,365 No, I don't think so. But it's a place to start. 248 00:17:25,741 --> 00:17:27,493 His billing printout. 249 00:17:28,578 --> 00:17:29,871 This isn't right. 250 00:17:29,954 --> 00:17:31,080 What? 251 00:17:31,164 --> 00:17:33,541 This name and address. It's never been on this printout before. 252 00:17:33,624 --> 00:17:36,043 How can you tell that? There's gotta be 50 names there. 253 00:17:36,085 --> 00:17:38,004 I would remember something like this. 254 00:17:38,087 --> 00:17:39,464 - What, this one? - Yeah. 255 00:17:39,547 --> 00:17:40,631 "Mark Phelps." 256 00:17:40,707 --> 00:17:44,260 "U.S. Mail, 117 King Street, Cable P.S. Help." 257 00:17:44,469 --> 00:17:46,095 That's a downtown post office branch. 258 00:17:46,179 --> 00:17:48,618 But, you see, if Ray had gotten a big account like the post office, 259 00:17:48,699 --> 00:17:50,367 I would have been the very first one to know about it. 260 00:17:50,433 --> 00:17:53,186 I wouldn't think a post office would have a cable address. 261 00:17:53,269 --> 00:17:54,770 So what do we do now? 262 00:17:55,021 --> 00:17:57,315 Well, we go down there and we ask a few questions. 263 00:17:57,440 --> 00:18:00,902 It's after 9:00. And if anybody is still working there, 264 00:18:00,985 --> 00:18:03,529 do you really think that somebody's going to let us in. 265 00:18:03,779 --> 00:18:07,658 Hey. That's why you hired a private investigator. I'll get us in. 266 00:18:07,742 --> 00:18:10,453 And we will not leave until I get some answers. 267 00:18:35,728 --> 00:18:36,812 How are you? 268 00:18:36,896 --> 00:18:38,147 Come here. 269 00:19:05,299 --> 00:19:07,843 This is absolutely incredible. 270 00:19:07,969 --> 00:19:10,054 Incredible? It's embarrassing. 271 00:19:10,137 --> 00:19:12,139 Have you ever seen anything like this before? 272 00:19:12,265 --> 00:19:14,517 No! Now come on. Let's get out of here. 273 00:19:16,686 --> 00:19:18,062 Excuse me. 274 00:19:22,316 --> 00:19:23,859 Excuse me. 275 00:19:26,070 --> 00:19:27,405 We can't leave yet. 276 00:19:27,488 --> 00:19:28,864 Why not? 277 00:19:29,073 --> 00:19:30,825 Because you haven't talked to the manager, 278 00:19:31,033 --> 00:19:33,536 and he might be able to give us some information on Mark Phelps. 279 00:19:33,626 --> 00:19:36,838 All right. Two more minutes. But if he doesn't show up, I'm leaving. 280 00:19:45,089 --> 00:19:46,340 Thank you. 281 00:19:46,424 --> 00:19:48,718 And now, for something completely different. 282 00:19:49,510 --> 00:19:52,888 The U.S. Male Revue is proud to present 283 00:19:53,030 --> 00:19:54,573 the postal care of your dreams. 284 00:19:54,724 --> 00:19:56,559 Ladies and gentlemen, a nice round of applause. 285 00:19:56,684 --> 00:19:58,644 Mandy, the lady mailman. 286 00:20:11,324 --> 00:20:13,367 On the other hand, we could always reach him on the phone. 287 00:20:13,492 --> 00:20:15,661 There really isn't any point in hanging around here. 288 00:20:15,745 --> 00:20:18,914 No. Wait a minute. I mean, you're right. Why be hasty? 289 00:20:23,919 --> 00:20:26,839 Excuse me. I'm Paul Scott, the manager here. 290 00:20:26,898 --> 00:20:28,900 And I understand you've been asking about me. 291 00:20:29,008 --> 00:20:31,886 Yes, I'm Thomas Magnum, and this is Ms. Jones. 292 00:20:31,969 --> 00:20:33,387 - Hello. - How do you do? 293 00:20:33,512 --> 00:20:37,391 Oh, we were supposed to deliver a computer to a Mark Phelps. 294 00:20:37,516 --> 00:20:39,727 But the address on the invoice is here. 295 00:20:40,061 --> 00:20:43,439 The model XJ9-7000. With attachments. 296 00:20:43,522 --> 00:20:46,734 Yeah. So we were just wondering if you'd seen him here. 297 00:20:46,984 --> 00:20:49,153 Does this look like the place where you'd buy a computer? 298 00:20:50,404 --> 00:20:51,656 You don't know him? 299 00:20:51,906 --> 00:20:52,948 No, I don't. 300 00:20:53,032 --> 00:20:55,284 Tony, give these folks their last drink. 301 00:20:55,368 --> 00:20:56,577 On the house. 302 00:20:56,744 --> 00:20:58,704 - Enjoy. - Oh, thank you. 303 00:20:59,580 --> 00:21:00,706 Now what? 304 00:21:00,790 --> 00:21:02,208 I'm thinking. I'm thinking. 305 00:21:02,375 --> 00:21:03,668 I don't believe it. 306 00:21:03,751 --> 00:21:05,169 Oh, I am. I'm thinking. 307 00:21:05,252 --> 00:21:07,254 Karen Summers with Ray! 308 00:21:07,963 --> 00:21:09,382 Ray Jones! 309 00:21:13,469 --> 00:21:14,887 Wait a minute. 310 00:21:17,056 --> 00:21:18,641 Wait a minute. 311 00:21:40,996 --> 00:21:42,415 You lost him. 312 00:21:46,877 --> 00:21:49,463 No wonder he told me to quit looking for him. 313 00:21:49,964 --> 00:21:53,843 Look, I don't think he's having an affair with Karen Summers. 314 00:21:54,510 --> 00:21:57,221 Then why else would they have been there together? 315 00:21:57,972 --> 00:22:00,599 Well, maybe they... 316 00:22:00,725 --> 00:22:02,393 Maybe they weren't there together. 317 00:22:02,435 --> 00:22:06,105 I mean, maybe, coincidentally, he sat down at her table 318 00:22:06,230 --> 00:22:09,650 and then she slipped away because she was embarrassed 319 00:22:09,734 --> 00:22:11,527 for you to see her there. 320 00:22:11,819 --> 00:22:12,987 You think so? 321 00:22:13,070 --> 00:22:15,072 Well, it's certainly very possible. 322 00:22:15,322 --> 00:22:18,451 And besides, if he was cheating on you, I mean, 323 00:22:18,534 --> 00:22:21,829 why would two guys rip up your house looking for him? 324 00:22:22,037 --> 00:22:23,080 That's true. 325 00:22:23,164 --> 00:22:24,373 Yes, of course it's true. 326 00:22:24,457 --> 00:22:26,000 And then why this sudden interest in guns, 327 00:22:26,083 --> 00:22:27,668 unless he was worried about protecting himself? 328 00:22:27,752 --> 00:22:29,044 I think you're right. 329 00:22:29,128 --> 00:22:31,422 He is in some kind of jeopardy. Possibly life-threatening. 330 00:22:31,505 --> 00:22:34,800 And he ran away from us because we were about ready to expose him. 331 00:22:34,884 --> 00:22:36,051 Exactly. 332 00:22:36,135 --> 00:22:37,887 Thank you, Mr. Magnum. 333 00:22:38,137 --> 00:22:39,597 I feel much better. 334 00:22:39,680 --> 00:22:42,183 Listen, as long as we're going to be spending some time together, 335 00:22:42,271 --> 00:22:43,981 could you call me Thomas? 336 00:22:44,226 --> 00:22:46,479 All right, Thomas. 337 00:22:47,188 --> 00:22:49,231 And you can call me... 338 00:22:49,523 --> 00:22:50,816 Maddie? 339 00:22:51,192 --> 00:22:52,443 Madeline. 340 00:22:52,526 --> 00:22:53,819 Madeline. 341 00:22:54,153 --> 00:22:55,488 Oh, all right. 342 00:22:55,571 --> 00:22:57,907 Now, for now, Madeline, 343 00:22:58,783 --> 00:23:01,786 I think it would be safer for you and Ray 344 00:23:01,869 --> 00:23:03,454 if you stayed out of sight for a while. 345 00:23:03,537 --> 00:23:05,039 I'm going to move you to the estate. 346 00:23:05,122 --> 00:23:06,540 - Really? - Yes. 347 00:23:06,624 --> 00:23:08,250 And I know that Higgins would be happy 348 00:23:08,334 --> 00:23:10,961 to keep an eye on you until I find Ray. 349 00:23:14,215 --> 00:23:16,383 I'm afraid it's out of the question. 350 00:23:18,302 --> 00:23:21,263 Come on, Higgins! I already promised her! 351 00:23:21,597 --> 00:23:23,849 Then I guess you'll have to un-promise her. 352 00:23:23,933 --> 00:23:26,852 Kenji and I have 14 trees to trim today 353 00:23:26,977 --> 00:23:29,063 and I have tickets tonight for the symphony. 354 00:23:30,105 --> 00:23:33,609 You shouldn't be climbing around in trees, anyway. 355 00:23:33,692 --> 00:23:35,361 It could be dangerous. 356 00:23:36,737 --> 00:23:38,072 Come on, Higgins. 357 00:23:38,155 --> 00:23:40,699 Don't you even care there are people following her around? 358 00:23:40,783 --> 00:23:42,535 Her life could be in danger. 359 00:23:42,743 --> 00:23:44,453 Of course I care. 360 00:23:44,787 --> 00:23:46,872 That's why I think you should call the police. 361 00:23:47,331 --> 00:23:51,418 She promised she'd show you the trick to the Raskekvikjack Maneuver. 362 00:23:52,962 --> 00:23:54,088 Higgins? 363 00:24:00,845 --> 00:24:02,388 Hey, Thomas. 364 00:24:02,596 --> 00:24:04,431 Today is your lucky day, my friend. 365 00:24:04,640 --> 00:24:08,561 Found out that Ray Jones is a member of the exclusive Pu Laipala Gun Club. 366 00:24:08,769 --> 00:24:10,104 As a matter of fact, 367 00:24:10,187 --> 00:24:12,481 the manager told me he's been around there for the last couple of days. 368 00:24:12,565 --> 00:24:13,460 Yeah? 369 00:24:13,607 --> 00:24:15,359 Now guess who else is a member. 370 00:24:15,442 --> 00:24:17,194 Mark Phelps. Remember him? 371 00:24:17,403 --> 00:24:19,630 The guy you were looking for at that strip joint. 372 00:24:19,865 --> 00:24:22,449 Well, anyway, I got you a temporary membership card. 373 00:24:23,993 --> 00:24:25,703 That's great. Thanks, Rick. 374 00:24:25,911 --> 00:24:27,204 Not so fast. 375 00:24:27,288 --> 00:24:31,041 You see, I promised T.C. that I wouldn't leave here without his binoculars. 376 00:24:31,250 --> 00:24:33,335 We got tickets on the 50 yard line at the Aloha Bowl. 377 00:24:33,544 --> 00:24:34,920 The binoculars? No problem. 378 00:24:35,045 --> 00:24:37,715 Very well, Magnum, you win. 379 00:24:38,215 --> 00:24:42,052 I shall inform Kenji the trees can wait until another day. 380 00:24:42,177 --> 00:24:44,096 And as for the symphony, 381 00:24:44,179 --> 00:24:46,724 what is Rachmaninoff compared to Raskilonovich? 382 00:24:46,807 --> 00:24:47,850 Thanks, Higgins. 383 00:24:48,058 --> 00:24:49,226 When will she arrive? 384 00:24:49,435 --> 00:24:52,104 She's in the study now. I knew you wouldn't say no! 385 00:24:52,271 --> 00:24:53,939 Hey, what about the binoculars? 386 00:24:54,148 --> 00:24:55,858 I'll take care of it. 387 00:25:03,315 --> 00:25:04,742 Thomas! 388 00:25:10,789 --> 00:25:14,668 You're probably wondering why I wasn't going to the police. 389 00:25:14,793 --> 00:25:18,589 Well, it has to do with my great Aunt Phoebe 390 00:25:18,714 --> 00:25:22,259 who wrote short stories for magazines in the 1920s. 391 00:25:22,343 --> 00:25:25,095 She lived alone in New York, worked hard, partied hard 392 00:25:25,179 --> 00:25:28,557 and had lunch more than once at the Algonquin Round Table. 393 00:25:28,766 --> 00:25:31,226 And when she wasn't writing stories, 394 00:25:31,435 --> 00:25:34,313 she was seeing them in her own life. 395 00:25:34,438 --> 00:25:36,231 Danger lurked around every corner. 396 00:25:36,440 --> 00:25:38,525 And the simplest action by any of her friends 397 00:25:38,692 --> 00:25:42,279 could be construed as a cover for something much more sinister. 398 00:25:42,363 --> 00:25:46,116 Now, I'm not saying Ms. Jones had an imagination 399 00:25:46,200 --> 00:25:47,826 in the league with my Aunt Phoebe, 400 00:25:47,910 --> 00:25:51,497 but before I called the police, I had to find out. 401 00:25:54,375 --> 00:25:55,793 Good morning, Mr. Jones. 402 00:25:55,876 --> 00:25:57,586 Take number five. 403 00:26:02,716 --> 00:26:04,718 New targets are to the left. 404 00:26:04,843 --> 00:26:06,553 Take number 10. 405 00:26:09,181 --> 00:26:12,226 I figured the best thing to do was keep an eye on Ray 406 00:26:12,351 --> 00:26:15,729 until he left the club and talked to him outside where it was quiet 407 00:26:16,230 --> 00:26:18,899 and where he didn't have a gun in his hand. 408 00:26:40,879 --> 00:26:42,631 Target line is clear. 409 00:26:49,304 --> 00:26:51,181 Lock and load. 410 00:26:54,977 --> 00:26:56,895 You may commence fire. 411 00:27:59,516 --> 00:28:01,043 Extraordinary. 412 00:28:01,293 --> 00:28:02,669 In the last two hours, 413 00:28:02,753 --> 00:28:05,964 you've employed five of the most difficult maneuvers known, 414 00:28:06,048 --> 00:28:08,342 in a game which you say you've never played. 415 00:28:08,550 --> 00:28:12,763 I've always had an ability to recall complex configurations. 416 00:28:13,055 --> 00:28:15,224 I wonder where Thomas is. 417 00:28:15,432 --> 00:28:17,392 He promised he'd call by noon even if he had no news. 418 00:28:17,601 --> 00:28:21,605 You'll discover that Magnum's memory is not as infallible as yours. 419 00:28:21,772 --> 00:28:24,233 I guess no news is good news. 420 00:28:24,316 --> 00:28:27,945 Speaking selfishly, I've enjoyed our uninterrupted time together. 421 00:28:28,028 --> 00:28:30,197 It's not often one has the opportunity to be in the presence 422 00:28:30,280 --> 00:28:33,242 of such a perspicacious mind. 423 00:28:33,450 --> 00:28:36,036 Most people don't find me very interesting. 424 00:28:36,787 --> 00:28:41,542 Ever since I can remember, I was always considered aloof and strange, 425 00:28:41,750 --> 00:28:42,960 a know-it-all. 426 00:28:43,794 --> 00:28:46,630 I've always felt unliked and... 427 00:28:47,548 --> 00:28:48,549 Alone? 428 00:28:50,050 --> 00:28:51,218 How did you know? 429 00:28:53,971 --> 00:28:57,015 Anyway, that all changed when I met Ray. 430 00:28:57,099 --> 00:28:58,642 Madeline? 431 00:28:59,893 --> 00:29:01,478 Thomas. 432 00:29:01,562 --> 00:29:03,897 I was wondering why you hadn't called. 433 00:29:04,064 --> 00:29:06,108 Madeline, this is Lieutenant Tanaka. 434 00:29:06,233 --> 00:29:07,401 Oh, no. 435 00:29:07,651 --> 00:29:09,236 I knew it was something like this. 436 00:29:09,319 --> 00:29:10,487 Ray's in jail. 437 00:29:10,696 --> 00:29:11,864 No. 438 00:29:12,781 --> 00:29:14,199 In protective custody? 439 00:29:14,449 --> 00:29:15,701 Madeline. 440 00:29:19,163 --> 00:29:23,208 Ray was killed by a sniper at the gun club this morning. 441 00:29:26,420 --> 00:29:27,838 I... 442 00:29:29,464 --> 00:29:31,425 I was there, but... 443 00:29:33,468 --> 00:29:34,845 I'm sorry. 444 00:29:39,266 --> 00:29:43,645 I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to come down for an identification. 445 00:29:58,768 --> 00:30:00,329 This isn't my husband. 446 00:30:00,621 --> 00:30:01,788 What? 447 00:30:02,039 --> 00:30:04,958 There is a striking resemblance, but this isn't Ray. 448 00:30:07,085 --> 00:30:09,379 Madeline, these things can be tough... 449 00:30:09,463 --> 00:30:11,298 Thomas, this isn't him. 450 00:30:11,423 --> 00:30:13,467 You barely glanced at him. How can you be so sure? 451 00:30:13,550 --> 00:30:15,469 - I just am. - How? 452 00:30:15,594 --> 00:30:18,055 This isn't the place to talk about it. 453 00:30:21,934 --> 00:30:23,894 A leopard tattoo? 454 00:30:24,895 --> 00:30:27,439 The artist guaranteed that it was one of a kind. 455 00:30:27,522 --> 00:30:29,233 On the arch of his left foot. But why? 456 00:30:29,299 --> 00:30:30,400 I mean, who would see it? 457 00:30:30,567 --> 00:30:31,568 I would. 458 00:30:31,652 --> 00:30:34,696 I happen to find tattoos very sensuous. 459 00:30:37,366 --> 00:30:39,826 Ray had it done as a surprise for me. 460 00:30:41,787 --> 00:30:43,455 Where do we go from here? 461 00:30:43,747 --> 00:30:47,334 Well, there's nothing much left to do except go back to the estate, 462 00:30:47,417 --> 00:30:49,294 go over all our notes and see if we can come up 463 00:30:49,390 --> 00:30:50,975 with a new lead on Mark Phelps. 464 00:30:51,088 --> 00:30:52,547 And what if we don't come up with one? 465 00:30:52,631 --> 00:30:54,091 I will. 466 00:30:55,926 --> 00:30:57,552 I will. 467 00:30:59,596 --> 00:31:01,932 Oh, I don't know. What do you think? 468 00:31:02,224 --> 00:31:05,560 Well, it's just a matter of looking over the clues one more... 469 00:31:05,727 --> 00:31:07,187 T.C. 470 00:31:07,646 --> 00:31:09,106 What are you doing here? 471 00:31:09,231 --> 00:31:11,942 No, no. Now, wait a minute, don't tell me. 472 00:31:12,025 --> 00:31:14,653 Higgins let you in to get the binoculars. 473 00:31:14,861 --> 00:31:15,862 Yeah. 474 00:31:15,946 --> 00:31:17,489 After you pay your buddy's bill. 475 00:31:17,698 --> 00:31:18,782 What are you talking about? 476 00:31:18,865 --> 00:31:20,367 Don't play innocent with me, Magnum. 477 00:31:20,575 --> 00:31:22,411 I just flew your friend Mark Phelps 478 00:31:22,494 --> 00:31:24,955 to Galletin International on the North Shore. 479 00:31:25,872 --> 00:31:27,874 - Mark Phelps? - Galletin International? 480 00:31:27,958 --> 00:31:32,212 And he said to give you the bill. 481 00:31:33,839 --> 00:31:35,507 Now pay up. 482 00:31:35,590 --> 00:31:36,925 I don't believe it. 483 00:31:37,009 --> 00:31:39,136 You said we'd come up with a lead and we did. 484 00:31:39,219 --> 00:31:41,722 Yeah. But doesn't it strike you as being a little too easy? 485 00:31:41,805 --> 00:31:43,140 What? What do you mean? 486 00:31:43,223 --> 00:31:44,933 Is this the guy you flew up there? 487 00:31:45,183 --> 00:31:46,643 Yeah, you know it's him. 488 00:31:46,727 --> 00:31:47,728 Mark Phelps. 489 00:31:47,936 --> 00:31:49,730 - No, Ray Jones. - Who? 490 00:31:49,855 --> 00:31:52,816 Oh, well, Ray was doing some classified work for Galletin. 491 00:31:52,899 --> 00:31:54,526 An experimental computer. 492 00:31:54,735 --> 00:31:56,653 But why would he go to so much trouble to lead us up there? 493 00:31:56,778 --> 00:31:58,280 I don't know, but I'm going to find out. 494 00:31:58,363 --> 00:31:59,781 - I'm going with you. - No! No! 495 00:31:59,865 --> 00:32:02,492 Now, we have been through this. It's safer for you here. 496 00:32:02,576 --> 00:32:04,286 You don't know how to work that computer. 497 00:32:04,369 --> 00:32:07,497 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Could we discuss payment? 498 00:32:08,540 --> 00:32:10,625 I'll pay. Gladly. 499 00:32:14,838 --> 00:32:16,298 My name is T.C. 500 00:32:16,423 --> 00:32:19,009 Oh, I'm sorry, T.C., this is Madeline Jones. 501 00:32:19,092 --> 00:32:21,011 Madeline, this is my friend T.C. 502 00:32:21,094 --> 00:32:22,095 How do you do? 503 00:32:22,471 --> 00:32:23,555 Fine. 504 00:32:23,638 --> 00:32:25,932 - Well? - Oh, fine. 505 00:32:26,141 --> 00:32:27,434 Let's go. Thanks, T.C. 506 00:32:27,517 --> 00:32:28,518 Okay. 507 00:32:28,643 --> 00:32:31,396 Oh, oh, oh, about my binoculars. 508 00:32:32,314 --> 00:32:33,940 - The binoculars. - Yes. 509 00:32:34,024 --> 00:32:36,985 Oh! I almost forgot. I've got them right here in the drawer. 510 00:32:38,070 --> 00:32:39,237 See? 511 00:32:39,363 --> 00:32:41,698 And you thought I'd leave without giving them to you. 512 00:32:41,782 --> 00:32:43,450 No, no, no. No, I didn't. 513 00:32:55,420 --> 00:32:56,838 Oh! 514 00:33:02,969 --> 00:33:04,304 Thomas! 515 00:33:06,473 --> 00:33:08,975 We did it. You were right. 516 00:33:09,062 --> 00:33:10,644 They're much more relaxed on the weekends. 517 00:33:10,727 --> 00:33:12,187 Well, let's not count on our luck holding. 518 00:33:12,270 --> 00:33:13,563 Any of these look familiar? 519 00:33:13,647 --> 00:33:16,149 Oh, this one over here. 520 00:33:16,900 --> 00:33:19,569 It's an experimental model two years from production. 521 00:33:21,321 --> 00:33:25,325 Fortunately, Ray fed me the program information one night during dinner. 522 00:33:25,492 --> 00:33:26,868 It's very sexy data. 523 00:33:26,940 --> 00:33:28,150 Sexy? 524 00:33:28,203 --> 00:33:29,538 You'd have to know Ray. 525 00:33:29,621 --> 00:33:31,957 Oh, I hope he didn't change the access code. 526 00:33:38,672 --> 00:33:40,757 I should've known he wouldn't change it. 527 00:33:41,508 --> 00:33:42,968 Well, I'm in. 528 00:33:43,051 --> 00:33:44,219 I'll see what I can find. 529 00:33:44,428 --> 00:33:46,388 Do you think you could hurry it up just a little? 530 00:33:46,471 --> 00:33:48,265 If they decide to come in and check on us... 531 00:33:48,348 --> 00:33:50,016 I'm hurrying. I'm hurrying. 532 00:33:50,100 --> 00:33:51,685 This is very odd. 533 00:33:51,768 --> 00:33:53,520 - What? - Look. 534 00:33:53,603 --> 00:33:57,274 "Mark Phelps, U.S. Mail, 117 King Street. Cable P.S. Help." 535 00:33:57,441 --> 00:33:58,900 The same thing that was on the billing printout. 536 00:33:58,984 --> 00:34:00,193 What do you think that means? 537 00:34:00,277 --> 00:34:01,445 I think it's a code. 538 00:34:02,195 --> 00:34:03,572 Oh, my. 539 00:34:03,655 --> 00:34:04,823 Look at this. 540 00:34:05,031 --> 00:34:06,116 What? 541 00:34:06,158 --> 00:34:08,660 It's most impressive artificial intelligence research data. 542 00:34:08,869 --> 00:34:10,537 This is magnificent. 543 00:34:15,167 --> 00:34:17,335 Why would he keep all of this hidden away on this computer? 544 00:34:17,419 --> 00:34:19,254 I'm the only one who knows his access code. 545 00:34:19,463 --> 00:34:23,091 Maybe you're the only one he trusts to get it out. 546 00:34:23,383 --> 00:34:24,801 We appreciate it. 547 00:34:24,968 --> 00:34:26,261 We'll take it now. 548 00:34:28,221 --> 00:34:29,598 Hi! 549 00:34:30,390 --> 00:34:31,892 We were just... 550 00:34:34,186 --> 00:34:35,562 I can explain everything. 551 00:34:35,645 --> 00:34:36,980 Thomas... 552 00:34:37,063 --> 00:34:39,399 What? I mean, we were just getting some stuff for a friend. 553 00:34:39,608 --> 00:34:42,110 Thomas, they're the men who broke into my house. 554 00:34:42,611 --> 00:34:44,237 Oh, no. No, Madeline. 555 00:34:44,321 --> 00:34:47,407 I mean, these people are obviously with security here. 556 00:34:47,532 --> 00:34:48,533 Run! 557 00:34:48,742 --> 00:34:49,659 Hold it. 558 00:34:51,119 --> 00:34:52,829 Nobody goes anywhere. 559 00:34:53,163 --> 00:34:55,040 That paper belongs to Mark Phelps. 560 00:34:55,165 --> 00:34:56,833 I'm afraid not. 561 00:34:57,751 --> 00:35:00,378 You're all under arrest for conspiracy against the US Government. 562 00:35:00,504 --> 00:35:02,130 Hello, Magnum. 563 00:35:02,589 --> 00:35:05,091 I believe you've met Agent Summers. 564 00:35:12,657 --> 00:35:14,809 Well, I've got to hand it to you, Magnum. 565 00:35:14,935 --> 00:35:16,102 You've done it again. 566 00:35:16,269 --> 00:35:17,896 You've given us a big, fat zero. 567 00:35:18,104 --> 00:35:20,190 Colonel, our information was... 568 00:35:20,273 --> 00:35:23,443 Worthless, lieutenant. Worthless. 569 00:35:24,069 --> 00:35:26,488 What you tracked down was a very clever formula 570 00:35:26,613 --> 00:35:29,491 designed to make us think it was the genuine item. 571 00:35:29,741 --> 00:35:33,578 But the truth is, it's about as valuable as a Susan B. Anthony dollar. 572 00:35:33,828 --> 00:35:35,830 - Sir... - What? 573 00:35:37,332 --> 00:35:38,625 Yes, sir. 574 00:35:38,708 --> 00:35:40,710 I should've known she was a spy. 575 00:35:41,044 --> 00:35:43,463 What do you know about Ray Jones? 576 00:35:44,297 --> 00:35:47,634 Just that he's missing and his wife hired me to find him. 577 00:35:47,717 --> 00:35:50,220 And who told you to go to Galletin International? 578 00:35:50,303 --> 00:35:51,471 Just a hunch. 579 00:35:51,680 --> 00:35:54,140 Get off the case, Magnum. You're getting in our way. 580 00:35:54,870 --> 00:35:56,413 Oh, come on, Buck. 581 00:35:56,518 --> 00:35:59,938 You know I can't stop investigating just 'cause you ask me to. 582 00:36:00,105 --> 00:36:02,774 Now, if there was a real good reason. 583 00:36:02,899 --> 00:36:04,609 You want a real good reason? 584 00:36:04,776 --> 00:36:07,028 How about you were picked up after illegally entering 585 00:36:07,112 --> 00:36:08,863 a government contract facility? 586 00:36:08,947 --> 00:36:09,990 Come on. 587 00:36:10,073 --> 00:36:12,409 If you were gonna hold us on that, you would've charged us by now. 588 00:36:12,515 --> 00:36:14,726 I mean, you already let the other guys go. 589 00:36:17,789 --> 00:36:20,458 Well, I think we should get back to work. 590 00:36:21,626 --> 00:36:22,752 Sir! 591 00:36:22,877 --> 00:36:24,671 Slow down, Magnum. 592 00:36:30,802 --> 00:36:35,849 Ray Jones was doing some freelance work for us on artificial intelligence. 593 00:36:37,183 --> 00:36:38,977 He was onto something special 594 00:36:39,060 --> 00:36:41,521 when apparently he was approached by an agent 595 00:36:41,646 --> 00:36:43,857 who wanted to buy it for the Eastern Bloc. 596 00:36:44,482 --> 00:36:45,942 Mark Phelps. 597 00:36:46,037 --> 00:36:48,403 Unfortunately, Ray Jones went into hiding 598 00:36:48,486 --> 00:36:51,114 before he could give us the information or them. 599 00:36:51,323 --> 00:36:53,617 We found a look-a-like to try to draw Phelps out. 600 00:36:53,700 --> 00:36:56,953 But you two kept showing up and getting in the way. 601 00:36:57,203 --> 00:36:59,247 So your guys and Mark Phelps' guys 602 00:36:59,331 --> 00:37:01,458 are just going to keep bumping each other off 603 00:37:01,541 --> 00:37:04,169 in the race to find Ray or the formula. 604 00:37:04,252 --> 00:37:05,920 That's a little simplistic. 605 00:37:06,004 --> 00:37:09,841 On the other hand, I'd hate for the two of you to get caught in any crossfire. 606 00:37:09,966 --> 00:37:12,761 So, I'm asking you to get off the case. 607 00:37:14,012 --> 00:37:16,765 Well, I'm afraid I can't do that. 608 00:37:16,848 --> 00:37:18,433 But thanks for the information. 609 00:37:18,558 --> 00:37:23,146 Oh, and, Karen, I'm sorry that we led you to the wrong formula, 610 00:37:23,396 --> 00:37:25,190 but it happens sometimes. 611 00:37:25,273 --> 00:37:26,608 Damn it, Magnum. 612 00:37:26,691 --> 00:37:29,694 Why'd I tell you all this if you're going to keep on looking for him? 613 00:37:29,903 --> 00:37:31,780 Beats the hell out of me. 614 00:37:35,659 --> 00:37:37,952 He makes me so mad, I could just scream. 615 00:37:38,328 --> 00:37:40,413 The unmitigated gall of that man 616 00:37:40,497 --> 00:37:42,540 to suggest that my Ray could even think 617 00:37:42,624 --> 00:37:44,668 of selling military secrets to the enemy. 618 00:37:44,793 --> 00:37:48,129 Well, he certainly had enough time, if that was his plan. 619 00:37:48,213 --> 00:37:53,301 When this is all over, I am going to file a formal complaint with John W. Vessey. 620 00:37:53,385 --> 00:37:57,639 You know, I think he took us and them to that phony formula on purpose. 621 00:37:57,722 --> 00:37:58,848 But why? 622 00:37:58,932 --> 00:38:02,644 While I'm at it, I am going to send duplicates to the other chiefs of staff, 623 00:38:02,727 --> 00:38:05,271 General James D. Watkins, General Paul X. Kelley, 624 00:38:05,397 --> 00:38:07,816 General Charles A. Gabriel and General John A. Wickham. 625 00:38:07,899 --> 00:38:12,237 Wait a minute. Now, how do you know the names of the Joint Chiefs of Staff? 626 00:38:12,654 --> 00:38:15,240 Colonel Green had a citation in his office. They'd all signed it. 627 00:38:15,365 --> 00:38:17,951 When I get through with that man, he is going to be so sorry 628 00:38:18,034 --> 00:38:19,953 he ever hung that citation in his office. 629 00:38:20,078 --> 00:38:21,413 Madeline... 630 00:38:22,080 --> 00:38:25,417 Did you ever memorize anything for Ray? 631 00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:27,794 Sure, all the time. Why? 632 00:38:28,420 --> 00:38:30,463 I think I have a plan. 633 00:38:32,674 --> 00:38:34,175 Seven... 634 00:38:34,759 --> 00:38:36,302 Six... 635 00:38:37,262 --> 00:38:38,722 Five... 636 00:38:39,013 --> 00:38:41,474 Your body is quite relaxed now. 637 00:38:42,183 --> 00:38:43,852 Four... 638 00:38:44,894 --> 00:38:46,521 Three... 639 00:38:47,647 --> 00:38:49,149 Two... 640 00:38:50,734 --> 00:38:52,902 You can barely keep your eyes open. 641 00:38:58,450 --> 00:39:00,118 It's working. 642 00:39:01,161 --> 00:39:03,163 The relaxation is complete. 643 00:39:05,165 --> 00:39:07,333 I knew you could... 644 00:39:08,752 --> 00:39:10,378 I'm sorry. 645 00:39:12,213 --> 00:39:16,926 Ask her to tell you everything she knows about Mark Phelps. 646 00:39:19,721 --> 00:39:23,725 You are going to search your memory for the name Mark Phelps. 647 00:39:23,975 --> 00:39:27,103 Do not censor anything, no matter how trivial. 648 00:39:28,271 --> 00:39:30,356 Mark Phelps... 649 00:39:31,357 --> 00:39:33,401 Mark Phelps... 650 00:39:33,860 --> 00:39:38,531 A... Prompt... Two triangle... 651 00:39:38,656 --> 00:39:42,952 X semicolon... Little man... A... 652 00:39:43,036 --> 00:39:44,579 This is gibberish. 653 00:39:44,788 --> 00:39:46,039 Perhaps not. 654 00:39:46,122 --> 00:39:50,126 It could be a clever block to keep her from uncovering vital information. 655 00:39:50,668 --> 00:39:52,253 Remove the blocks. 656 00:39:52,337 --> 00:39:55,548 Do not censor any thought that comes into your mind. 657 00:39:55,757 --> 00:39:59,177 U.S. Male Revue... 658 00:40:00,762 --> 00:40:04,015 Great. We've tapped into her libido. 659 00:40:06,100 --> 00:40:07,769 Paul Scott. 660 00:40:09,562 --> 00:40:12,899 He's the manager at this male dance place. 661 00:40:13,191 --> 00:40:15,151 P.S. Help. 662 00:40:15,443 --> 00:40:18,363 Phelps. Paul Scott. 663 00:40:18,530 --> 00:40:20,073 This is not going to work. 664 00:40:20,281 --> 00:40:22,158 A equals... 665 00:40:22,392 --> 00:40:25,370 L-Y-C... 666 00:40:25,662 --> 00:40:31,501 Exclamation point... Dollar sign... Carriage return... 667 00:40:31,835 --> 00:40:36,506 Phelps. Paul Scott. P.S. Help. 668 00:40:38,049 --> 00:40:41,970 P.S. Help is an anagram for Phelps. 669 00:40:42,220 --> 00:40:43,304 It's the key. 670 00:40:43,429 --> 00:40:44,681 P as in Paul. 671 00:40:44,764 --> 00:40:46,057 S as in Scott. 672 00:40:46,140 --> 00:40:47,934 The manager at the dance place. 673 00:40:48,017 --> 00:40:49,477 Phelps is Paul Scott. 674 00:40:49,686 --> 00:40:51,104 I believe you're right. 675 00:40:52,021 --> 00:40:54,357 Ms. Jones, wonderful. 676 00:40:54,440 --> 00:40:56,109 Look, when she comes out of her trance... 677 00:40:56,317 --> 00:40:58,027 She won't remember a thing. 678 00:40:58,278 --> 00:41:02,031 Well, anyway, you just tell her I think I'm on the trail of Ray. 679 00:41:03,366 --> 00:41:04,784 Quite. 680 00:41:05,618 --> 00:41:09,789 Now, when I count to five, you will awaken. 681 00:41:11,040 --> 00:41:12,542 One... 682 00:41:27,307 --> 00:41:28,850 First, 683 00:41:30,393 --> 00:41:33,855 you will search your memory for diagrams of little-known, 684 00:41:33,980 --> 00:41:36,482 but devastating, chess maneuvers. 685 00:41:36,608 --> 00:41:40,820 Do not censor anything, no matter how trivial. 686 00:41:49,078 --> 00:41:51,080 Next. Number 30. 687 00:41:57,170 --> 00:41:58,504 Name of act? 688 00:41:58,671 --> 00:42:00,548 - The Emperor Caligula. - Go ahead. 689 00:42:04,636 --> 00:42:07,263 I was getting a little worried about you, Jones. 690 00:42:07,347 --> 00:42:08,765 Who, me? 691 00:42:08,848 --> 00:42:12,352 Nah. I just had to make sure nobody was following me. 692 00:42:12,810 --> 00:42:15,813 It's been a very exciting couple of days. 693 00:42:16,731 --> 00:42:18,232 Well. 694 00:42:21,277 --> 00:42:23,071 Here's the formula. 695 00:42:27,367 --> 00:42:29,035 Hold it right there. 696 00:42:29,118 --> 00:42:30,828 I have never seen him before in my life. 697 00:42:31,412 --> 00:42:32,580 I'll take that. 698 00:42:34,165 --> 00:42:36,167 I guess Madeline was wrong about you. 699 00:42:37,168 --> 00:42:38,294 Look out! 700 00:42:46,177 --> 00:42:47,595 Get him! 701 00:43:19,502 --> 00:43:22,088 Sorry, much too violent for what we're looking for. 702 00:43:22,213 --> 00:43:23,923 Thank you. Next. 703 00:43:24,048 --> 00:43:25,717 Thanks a lot, fella. 704 00:43:31,055 --> 00:43:32,682 You warned me. Why? 705 00:43:32,807 --> 00:43:35,143 I wasn't giving them real information. 706 00:43:35,268 --> 00:43:38,354 I was trying to stall them until my contact got here. 707 00:43:38,646 --> 00:43:39,897 Your contact? 708 00:43:40,064 --> 00:43:42,900 Unfortunately, you got in the way. 709 00:43:43,317 --> 00:43:45,778 Gentlemen, get these two out of here. 710 00:43:48,448 --> 00:43:51,284 Ray called us and told us he was coming out of hiding. 711 00:43:51,659 --> 00:43:55,580 We wanted to catch him handing the bogus information to Phelps. 712 00:43:55,830 --> 00:43:57,206 Well, I think you're a little late. 713 00:43:58,041 --> 00:43:59,792 Looks like I owe you one. 714 00:44:01,210 --> 00:44:02,336 Well, 715 00:44:05,089 --> 00:44:07,175 here's the real formula, Colonel Green. 716 00:44:07,258 --> 00:44:08,760 Thank you, Ray. 717 00:44:19,312 --> 00:44:21,272 This is what you've been working on? 718 00:44:21,522 --> 00:44:23,066 It's all right there. 719 00:44:30,198 --> 00:44:32,033 This is obsolete. 720 00:44:32,658 --> 00:44:34,619 This formula is obsolete. 721 00:44:35,495 --> 00:44:40,166 You're kidding! You mean we went through all this for nothing? 722 00:44:40,541 --> 00:44:43,169 I'll see you back at my office. 723 00:44:43,419 --> 00:44:44,837 Sir. 724 00:45:00,603 --> 00:45:02,396 I wonder where I went wrong. 725 00:45:03,689 --> 00:45:06,234 Isn't he the most brilliant man you've ever met? 726 00:45:06,484 --> 00:45:09,153 I mean, to outsmart Phelps 727 00:45:09,278 --> 00:45:12,490 and then to leave the clue to his identity in my brain 728 00:45:12,573 --> 00:45:14,534 just in case anything went wrong. 729 00:45:14,659 --> 00:45:16,035 He's such a genius. 730 00:45:16,119 --> 00:45:18,996 Oh! A genius who came up with the wrong formula. 731 00:45:19,080 --> 00:45:20,665 Oh, who cares about that? 732 00:45:20,915 --> 00:45:24,085 Of course, I never could've found the key without you, Thomas. 733 00:45:24,293 --> 00:45:25,753 Thank you. 734 00:45:26,379 --> 00:45:28,631 Well, ready to go, bumblebee? 735 00:45:28,840 --> 00:45:30,633 We don't want to miss the flight to Kauai. 736 00:45:30,735 --> 00:45:34,512 Oh. We've never had a wedding at the Fern Grotto before. 737 00:45:34,595 --> 00:45:37,014 Would you mind taking a picture of us before we leave? 738 00:45:37,098 --> 00:45:39,058 I think the camera's right in my car. 739 00:45:39,142 --> 00:45:40,226 I'd be delighted. 740 00:45:43,938 --> 00:45:47,483 Well, that thanks goes double for me. 741 00:45:47,817 --> 00:45:52,196 I feel a little foolish putting everyone in jeopardy over a worthless formula. 742 00:45:52,280 --> 00:45:54,740 Yeah, that wouldn't have been too smart. 743 00:45:55,741 --> 00:45:57,118 Tell me something, 744 00:45:57,243 --> 00:46:01,747 does the phrase, "A prompt, two triangle, X semicolon," mean anything to you? 745 00:46:02,582 --> 00:46:04,041 Where'd you hear that? 746 00:46:04,292 --> 00:46:07,420 Oh, Madeline kept repeating it under hypnosis. 747 00:46:08,337 --> 00:46:12,008 That's part of the formula that everybody has been looking for, isn't it? 748 00:46:12,842 --> 00:46:15,386 Why'd you give Buck Green a phony one? 749 00:46:15,553 --> 00:46:17,305 What makes you so sure I did? 750 00:46:17,430 --> 00:46:18,806 Ray... 751 00:46:23,686 --> 00:46:25,771 Let me put it to you this way. 752 00:46:26,147 --> 00:46:30,067 If all men had were rocks and clubs 753 00:46:30,443 --> 00:46:32,445 and you invented gun powder, 754 00:46:32,904 --> 00:46:35,364 wouldn't you think twice before giving it to the world? 755 00:46:38,159 --> 00:46:39,577 Yeah. 756 00:46:41,162 --> 00:46:45,583 Well, if I decided not to give it out, though, 757 00:46:45,833 --> 00:46:48,961 I might be a little worried about the fact that my wife knew about it. 758 00:46:49,420 --> 00:46:50,796 Well, we're only saying if. 759 00:46:50,880 --> 00:46:52,173 Oh, of course. 760 00:46:52,632 --> 00:46:55,218 Well, if your wife did know, 761 00:46:56,052 --> 00:46:59,889 you'd probably try to convince her and everybody else that she didn't know. 762 00:47:00,556 --> 00:47:02,391 For her own safety. 763 00:47:05,603 --> 00:47:08,689 She's right. You are very smart. 764 00:47:08,898 --> 00:47:10,149 Ready? 765 00:47:20,576 --> 00:47:22,662 You're not smiling, cupcake. 766 00:47:22,870 --> 00:47:25,164 Yes, I am, honey bunch. 767 00:47:25,414 --> 00:47:27,041 You're going to ruin the photograph, dearest. 768 00:47:27,124 --> 00:47:28,960 Don't start in again, darling. 769 00:47:29,182 --> 00:47:30,294 I'm not starting in. 770 00:47:30,378 --> 00:47:32,380 You always do this before every wedding. 771 00:47:32,588 --> 00:47:33,562 No, I don't. 772 00:47:33,640 --> 00:47:35,132 Yes, you do. You did it when we went to Maui. 773 00:47:35,258 --> 00:47:37,551 - Oh, I did not. You always... - Say cheese. 774 00:47:38,261 --> 00:47:39,679 Cheese!